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		<title>Whistle While You Work&#8230;.&amp; Bitch &amp; Moan Too!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Dec 2009 16:52:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Holiday season is here and Christmas is right around the corner. Of course that means last min. to do lists and lots of last min. holiday orders. We are busy little bees this holiday season at Bully Mart, Dog Collars, Room Spray Fresheners &#38; Pet Candles and my hands are burning like you would not [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p><a href="http://www.iammyownmalfunction.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Dec-2009-473.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-329" title="Dec 2009 - 473" src="http://www.iammyownmalfunction.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Dec-2009-473-300x225.jpg" alt="" width="175" height="131" /></a>Holiday season is here and Christmas is right around the corner. Of course that means last min. to do lists and lots of last min. holiday orders. We are busy little bees this holiday season at <a href="http://www.bullymart.com" target="_blank">Bully Mart, Dog Collars, Room Spray Fresheners &amp; Pet Candles</a> and my hands are burning like you would not believe. 20 plus custom collar hand made orders in less than 1/4 the time it usually takes to make them.</p>
<p>I have been up around the clock working in zombie mode right now. They all have to be out by Monday to make it in time for Christmas so needless to say right now is one of those moments where I wish I had an assistant crafter to help me along. This post is obviously a short one because my hands hurt and I have work to do but I just had to show off some of my custom by hand hard work.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>Our Studded 2&#8243; Wide Leather Dog Collar</strong></span></p>
<p><a href="http://www.iammyownmalfunction.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Dec-2009-459.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-330" title="Dec 2009 - 459" src="http://www.iammyownmalfunction.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Dec-2009-459-1024x768.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="449" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>Our Custom Stamped &amp; Studded 2&#8243; Wide Leather Dog Collar</strong></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong><a href="http://www.iammyownmalfunction.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Dec-2009-467.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-331" title="Dec 2009 - 467" src="http://www.iammyownmalfunction.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Dec-2009-467-1024x768.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="449" /></a></strong></span></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>Our Rainbow Spark 2&#8243; Wide Leather Dog Collar</strong></span></p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">&#8230;&#8230;and that&#8217;s all for now folks. More orders to finish and not enough time to do it.</p>
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		<title>New PITA&#8217;s</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 10:42:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PC Xavi-Nena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[That would be Pain In The Asses! So now that it seems I have figured out the direction I would like the rest of my life to head towards it seems that most other things around me are trying to fall completely apart and drive me nuts! Right now its all the dogs. Currently we [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-133" title="August15 - 171" src="http://www.iammyownmalfunction.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/August15-171-300x274.jpg" alt="August15 - 171" width="300" height="274" />That would be Pain In The Asses! So now that it seems I have figured out the direction I would like the rest of my life to head towards it seems that most other things around me are trying to fall completely apart and drive me nuts! Right now its all the dogs. Currently we have this damn dog here that insists on testing my tolerance for stupidity. This dog is not happy inside or outside, and when outside likes to dig and rip down our fence just enough to let the other dogs free. Well I am sad to say as of right now my sweet precious Tofu is missing! <img src='http://www.iammyownmalfunction.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' />  I am so very angered by this so much so I have been very sad these last couple days. Everything about the dogs is annoying the fuck out of me. The barks, the whines, hell the single fact alone that they need to eat every day sets me off like you would not believe. I have been on edge these past few days and wanted to do nothing more than just sit and sulk. This has really just solidified my additional change to our lives and that is getting rid of most of the dogs we have here and putting my breeding program on hold. We have far to much going on right now for me to put any energy, blood sweat and tears into that right now. The fact alone that I am not a heartless jack ass that lacks care and concern for the pups I produce has caused me to question my involvement in breeding. I will not say I will never breed again but I think I will only be breeding for my own personal benefit and considering I have a litter on the ground now that will be replacing my girl Deven once the dreaded day comes and we lost her to a very old age and full life&#8230;.I do not see a need for any other dogs in my life right now. I have Rumba, I pray to God Tofu comes home <img src='http://www.iammyownmalfunction.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' /> , we have dumb ass Hova and my Deven plus her pups one of her pups that I would like to keep. However right now the rest of the dogs here&#8230;need to get the fuck out! Deven really at this point is the only Guaranteed keeper, her and my sweet Tofu once she comes back home.</p>
<p>So my dear readers&#8230;most of these dogs will be leaving the building. That is my ground breaking change in my life for the week&#8230;.stay tuned  there are more changes coming. <img src='http://www.iammyownmalfunction.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>How many dogs does it take to drive someone crazy?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 08:20:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PC Xavi-Nena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I do not know the exact number that is required to drive someone crazy but I do know that the 26 dogs we have here right now&#8230;well 28 if you count our clients&#8230;is more than enough to do the trick for me. Especially with all this damn rain we have been having. While normally I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>I<img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-73" title="September 2009 - 050" src="http://www.iammyownmalfunction.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/September-2009-050-300x225.jpg" alt="September 2009 - 050" width="230" height="172" /> do not know the exact number that is required to drive someone crazy but I do know that the 26 dogs we have here right now&#8230;well 28 if you count our clients&#8230;is more than enough to do the trick for me. Especially with all this damn rain we have been having. While normally I LOVE and I do mean LOVE LOVE LOVE rain&#8230;with all these dogs and puppies&#8230;I am losing my mind. This recession has slowed puppy sales BIG time and luck for me&#8230;I have an over abundance of puppies eating us out of house and home here soon&#8230;</p>
<p>I have officially lost my mind right now!</p>
<p>- Over &amp; Out -<br />
- Nena X -</p>
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